I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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