Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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