Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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