why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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