Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
No, women should come with a handbook. Divorce papers should come with tequila.
Omg yeah they are.. But tequila usualy leads to replacing one crazy bitch with another
The fact that you got divorced should have clued you in to what women are like. What's the old saying? Those who don't learn from history are doomed to relive it.
How not to find a crazy bitch...step one: don't look in a trendy bar or dating site. Not much difference. Step two: get an adorable dog and running routine. Step three: learn idle chit chat and know how to be a closer.
women are awesome. Without us, where would you stick your dicks?
Anuses, I'd imagine.
Are you the person responsible for American Reunion? Because if so I owe you a punch in the face.
Learn to spell asshole. You're weird.