my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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