Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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