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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:41pm

    I'm a guy and got lucky I'm 8 in but this don't help a guy get laid in no way u got to get urself there it's a bonus but dick size doesn't matter cause if ur a dumbass ur not gettin laid anyway and if u have small dick u get them in the room ur still fuckin them so

  • 77 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:57pm

    3:46 I nominate you for racist douchebag of the year.

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:20pm

    Bleugh, I hate when guys do that. "You must have big hands, my dick usually looks bigger than this." No, you just need extenze. Stfu.

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:49am

    Trust me, the only thing a big dick gets ya is envious stares in the locker room showers. My gf says she doesn't find sex with me much diff than with her prev bf who has an average cock. It's all lies.

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    NO ONE ORDER THIS T-SHIRT. I CALL DIBS.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:37pm

    If you have a small dick, you have a small dick. Quit making excuses for it. Or you can always go the humor route and pul out a magnum before she sees it. You might not get laid, but you'll be remembered.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:13pm

    Maybe you just actually have massive hands.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:00pm

    I can hold my dick with both my hands :)

  • 72 69
    Submitted by bitchazzz on Aug 1, 10 at 2:34am

    Yo 3:01, a tad self conscious

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:31pm

    My g/f says anything more than mouth full is a waste

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:01pm

    Only big sloppy cunt women like big cocks

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:14pm

    aaaaaaaaaaah hah hah hah hah aha hah hah ahah. aaaaaaaaaaah hah hah hah hah aha hah hah ahah.aaaaaaaaaaah hah hah hah hah aha hah hah ahah.aaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaah hah hah hah hah aha hah hah ahah. real good job pencil prick. i needed a laugh.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:02pm

    I'm on the shhort so I have no idea if me holding my cock with two hands counts as big or just medium

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:58pm

    Amen to that! Small is small and a sexual tragdey for the unsuspecting female!

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:11pm

    lol martinsville. way to go needle dick

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:05pm

    4.21 don't women get turned off by a cock that looks like a tennis ball?

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:50pm

    Lmfao muy pequeño lol wow that sux

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:10pm

    this is awful. maybe OP just shouldn't be the kind of bitch that tells a guy he has a small dick. what's the point of that? just mean.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:23pm

    Rep jersey local 732

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    Maybe he should stick w/ midgets

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:59pm

    Can somebody teach 3:41 how to use punctuation please? Oh and maybe also how to stop trying to preach about his dick on TFLN to try and impress people cuz nobody cares about your fake claims of a big cock

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47pm

    Don't girls have a limit? Like where big is too big?

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:06pm

    whos gonna be that guy who chooses "good night"

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:12pm

    Amen women! You tell em'

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:24pm

    this would be from the 732... south jersey hahahaha

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:06pm

    249 If that's true then ur obviously doing it wrong

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:10pm

    hahahaha sooooo damn true!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    The worst is small hands on a guy.. U have nothing to blame yr small cock on.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:04pm

    I'm in Vermont sweetie. -12:02

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:02 where you at? My gf can't do any of that, besides tits

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:35pm

    I have 7 inches yo! 

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:21pm

    I've been too big for most. Not all that long I guess but really fat like a soda can but if she's determined then after a few tries over a few days it can work. Sometimes it works first time though

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:41pm

    3:01. It's big cocks like mine that turn em into big sloppy cunts that u can't enjoy anymore. Keep the little pussies for yourself. They have to work their way up to something like my cock

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:45pm

    This is soooooo true!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:02pm

    I can hold my bf's dick with both hands. I can also hold it with my mouth, cunt, ass, or tits and ass cheeks! :))

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:26pm

    Hahha Seth has tiny fingers in that area code