A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I'm a guy and got lucky I'm 8 in but this don't help a guy get laid in no way u got to get urself there it's a bonus but dick size doesn't matter cause if ur a dumbass ur not gettin laid anyway and if u have small dick u get them in the room ur still fuckin them so
3:46 I nominate you for racist douchebag of the year.
My g/f says anything more than mouth full is a waste
Bleugh, I hate when guys do that.
"You must have big hands, my dick usually looks bigger than this."
No, you just need extenze. Stfu.
Maybe you just actually have massive hands.
If you have a small dick, you have a small dick. Quit making excuses for it. Or you can always go the humor route and pul out a magnum before she sees it. You might not get laid, but you'll be remembered.
You tell em'
Trust me, the only thing a big dick gets ya is envious stares in the locker room showers. My gf says she doesn't find sex with me much diff than with her prev bf who has an average cock. It's all lies.
I'm on the shhort so I have no idea if me holding my cock with two hands counts as big or just medium
NO ONE ORDER THIS T-SHIRT.
I CALL DIBS.
The worst is small hands on a guy.. U have nothing to blame yr small cock on.
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real good job pencil prick. i needed a laugh.
Amen to that! Small is small and a sexual tragdey for the unsuspecting female!
Maybe he should stick w/ midgets
I'm in Vermont sweetie.
I have 7 inches yo!
lol martinsville. way to go needle dick
Don't girls have a limit? Like where big is too big?
Can somebody teach 3:41 how to use punctuation please? Oh and maybe also how to stop trying to preach about his dick on TFLN to try and impress people cuz nobody cares about your fake claims of a big cock
Rep jersey local 732
hahahaha sooooo damn true!
this is awful. maybe OP just shouldn't be the kind of bitch that tells a guy he has a small dick. what's the point of that? just mean.
I can hold my dick with both my hands :)
Yo 3:01, a tad self conscious
Only big sloppy cunt women like big cocks
whos gonna be that guy who chooses "good night"
Lmfao muy pequeño lol wow that sux
I've been too big for most. Not all that long I guess but really fat like a soda can but if she's determined then after a few tries over a few days it can work. Sometimes it works first time though
249 If that's true then ur obviously doing it wrong
4.21 don't women get turned off by a cock that looks like a tennis ball?
3:01. It's big cocks like mine that turn em into big sloppy cunts that u can't enjoy anymore. Keep the little pussies for yourself. They have to work their way up to something like my cock
12:02 where you at? My gf can't do any of that, besides tits
Hahha Seth has tiny fingers in that area code
this would be from the 732... south jersey hahahaha
I can hold my bf's dick with both hands. I can also hold it with my mouth, cunt, ass, or tits and ass cheeks! :))
This is soooooo true!!!