So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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