Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes

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(540): View more from Virginia

I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.

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(443): View more from Maryland

We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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(631): View more from New York

Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.

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(904): View more from Florida

the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.

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