Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.