There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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