so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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