talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
her facebook's as public as her vagina
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
