no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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