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  • It's a start. Next time try using birth control. A lot easier.

    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 21, 11 at 9:21am
  • this isn't even close to being funny...

    Submitted by summer11 on Feb 21, 11 at 10:47am
    • I dont really think it was meant to be funny, or at least I hope not.

      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 25, 11 at 11:07pm
  • At least you can rest assured that not having a kid with him was the right thing to do

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 21, 11 at 12:40pm
  • wait.. you thought he cared about you? Silly slut hahahaha

    Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Feb 21, 11 at 10:13am
  • That's really all he needed to say, except for maybe "what do I owe you?"

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Feb 21, 11 at 10:05am
  • Im sorry but if you left that on a voicemail instead of waiting to be called back, an emoticon is perfectly adequate. Glad u arent having a kid. The world thanks you.

    Submitted by wwiiace on Feb 21, 11 at 11:06am
  • /inb4politics and slutshamers...

    Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 9:28am
  • this is amazing, its also the reason i always wear condoms

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 21, 11 at 11:26am
  • Thats fucked up..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Omg what a douche. But why did you leave a VOICEMAIL message. Why. Next time, use birthcontrol. Please. And never ever fuck that dude again. The world has enough sluts.

    Submitted by letsfuck on Feb 21, 11 at 7:08pm
  • Yep...really

    Submitted by mashadar001 on Feb 25, 11 at 9:13pm
  • Lol @ idreamofweenie

    Submitted by ambur on Feb 21, 11 at 10:32am
  • My favorite part of this text is the warning from TFLN just because it's about some dumb slut with a douche boyfriend having an ABORTION! HA!

    Submitted by LordJebus on Feb 21, 11 at 10:54am
  • Sounds like your mom should have chose abortion over having you. What a loser!

    Submitted by who_knew on Feb 22, 11 at 10:23pm