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  • Submitted by Michguy on Feb 21, 11 at 9:21am

    It's a start. Next time try using birth control. A lot easier.

  • Submitted by summer11 on Feb 21, 11 at 10:47am

    this isn't even close to being funny...

    • Submitted by RyanM on Feb 25, 11 at 11:07pm

      I dont really think it was meant to be funny, or at least I hope not.

  • Submitted by taylortunetracy on Feb 21, 11 at 12:40pm

    At least you can rest assured that not having a kid with him was the right thing to do

  • Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Feb 21, 11 at 10:13am

    wait.. you thought he cared about you? Silly slut hahahaha

  • Submitted by wwiiace on Feb 21, 11 at 11:06am

    Im sorry but if you left that on a voicemail instead of waiting to be called back, an emoticon is perfectly adequate. Glad u arent having a kid. The world thanks you.

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Feb 21, 11 at 10:05am

    That's really all he needed to say, except for maybe "what do I owe you?"

  • Submitted by thebatman on Feb 21, 11 at 9:28am

    /inb4politics and slutshamers...

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 21, 11 at 11:26am

    this is amazing, its also the reason i always wear condoms

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 11 at 3:35pm

    Thats fucked up..

  • Submitted by letsfuck on Feb 21, 11 at 7:08pm

    Omg what a douche. But why did you leave a VOICEMAIL message. Why. Next time, use birthcontrol. Please. And never ever fuck that dude again. The world has enough sluts.

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  • Submitted by ambur on Feb 21, 11 at 10:32am

    Lol @ idreamofweenie

  • Submitted by who_knew on Feb 22, 11 at 10:23pm

    Sounds like your mom should have chose abortion over having you. What a loser!

  • Submitted by LordJebus on Feb 21, 11 at 10:54am

    My favorite part of this text is the warning from TFLN just because it's about some dumb slut with a douche boyfriend having an ABORTION! HA!