Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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