butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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