the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
How external is "for external use only"?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Oh god it's open bar.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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