Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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