Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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