Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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