why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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