Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
