I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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