I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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