no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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