so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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