You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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