i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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