Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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