I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
this hospital has no fireball
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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