That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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