So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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