Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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