Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
