Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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