So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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