I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dicks are not precious.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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