Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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