Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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