so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
