Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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