I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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