At least make sure they are 18
Why
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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