yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my sisters under your porch take her home
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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