1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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