Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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