hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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