There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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