i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
smell my finger.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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