He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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