It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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