Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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