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  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:02am

    W00T!!! Bagel Biters FTW!!!

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:42am

    Sounds like a standup routine.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:58am

    No 12:43, they used part chicken substitute which is why they changed the name to REAL wgitemeat chicken. Get your facts strait you fuckin moron 1:59 is actually right

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:50am

    ok regardless of whether or not this is funny: the point is that god invented bagel bites because he wanted us all to smoke lots and lots of weed and be really happy afterwards by enjoying little baby pizzas from heaven

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:20am

    PIZZA ROLLS > BAGEL BITES

  • 64 63
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 22, 10 at 9:49pm

    This is similar to a post on MLIA...

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:54am

    3.36, I'm a chick and my name isn't Chance :P

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:45am

    Hey, 6:32! If you don't have a sense of humor, what the fuck are you doing on this site?!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:52pm

    958 dude was right either way keep that shit for a forum. move on troll. move on.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:58pm

    As pointless as this post is; nothing speaks volumes to a person's depth (or lack thereof) like some one using 'asshat' as an expression of condescension. Bravo! What are you going to do for your next trick? Pair two words which have very little discernable relation for another cut-down? Get a life and get some new insults.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:14am

    Hahahahahha heck yeah bagel bites!!!

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 9:12am

    734: asshat?

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:56pm

    You have to be a jive motherfucker bagel bites are the shit son

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am

    They were probably always using real cheese or some semblance thereof, but when people started getting "health-conscious" (I use that term lightly, really), using OMG REAL CHEEZ became a selling point, basically. Like "Oh, little Billy, these Bagel Bites aren't good for yo-OH HEY REAL CHEESE! Yep, you can have them! I'm such a good parent."

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:36pm

    9:40 Chance, what are you doing on this site?!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:38am

    Dumb ass OP. Think maybe they were always made with real cheese, but they just started advertising it with people wanting to know more and more what's in shit?

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:25am

    Omg rotfl!!! Good point!!!!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:12am

    It's called mechanically separated chicken. It's got all sorts of shit in it that shouldn't be there. Google it fuckhead

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:53am

    Bagel bites are the shit

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am

    That's like when mccdonalds switched their chicken nuggets slogan to "no made with 100% wgitemeat chicken!" WTF???? I feel your oain

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:45pm

    Man, all the South Jersey texts are whaaaaaack. Depresses me. Someone needs to rep SoJo for real son...

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:07pm

    how old are you? six? i feel like they haven't even been making bagel bites that long...

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:16am

    Craig Owens is triflin

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:43am

    1:59 thats cause they were dark meat before. Ruh-tard.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:33am

    They were using toe cheese of course.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:19am

    And you wondered why you had 6 fingers.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:25am

    1205 got me. ah the beauty of it all. :D

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:08am

    AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:23am

    So I am to understand this is a real text and not someone's attempt to gauge an audience for their fantasy stand-up routine?????

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:43pm

    Regardless of the actuality of the

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:01am

    frumunda cheese..........bagel bites suck.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:34am

    seriously cut the fucking stupid shit. all you morons posting things (and the asshats accepting) that make your dumbass chuckle need to keep it on fb. tfln is for Epic shit. not your bullshit. sit down.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:10pm

    LMFAO!! omg I'm in love with bagel bites

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:05am

    9:58. Asshat is an actual phrase that makes sense. Your head is so far up your ass it's almost like wearing your ass as a hat