you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Hey, 6:32! If you don't have a sense of humor, what the fuck are you doing on this site?!
This is similar to a post on MLIA...
ok regardless of whether or not this is funny: the point is that god invented bagel bites because he wanted us all to smoke lots and lots of weed and be really happy afterwards by enjoying little baby pizzas from heaven
PIZZA ROLLS > BAGEL BITES
No 12:43, they used part chicken substitute which is why they changed the name to REAL wgitemeat chicken. Get your facts strait you fuckin moron 1:59 is actually right
W00T!!! Bagel Biters FTW!!!
Bagel bites are the shit
Sounds like a standup routine.
3.36, I'm a chick and my name isn't Chance :P
Hahahahahha heck yeah bagel bites!!!
Man, all the South Jersey texts are whaaaaaack. Depresses me. Someone needs to rep SoJo for real son...
And you wondered why you had 6 fingers.
It's called mechanically separated chicken. It's got all sorts of shit in it that shouldn't be there. Google it fuckhead
As pointless as this post is; nothing speaks volumes to a person's depth (or lack thereof) like some one using 'asshat' as an expression of condescension. Bravo! What are you going to do for your next trick? Pair two words which have very little discernable relation for another cut-down? Get a life and get some new insults.
Dumb ass OP. Think maybe they were always made with real cheese, but they just started advertising it with people wanting to know more and more what's in shit?
They were using toe cheese of course.
That's like when mccdonalds switched their chicken nuggets slogan to "no made with 100% wgitemeat chicken!" WTF???? I feel your oain
Craig Owens is triflin
You have to be a jive motherfucker bagel bites are the shit son
1:59 thats cause they were dark meat before. Ruh-tard.
Regardless of the actuality of the
1205 got me. ah the beauty of it all. :D
958 dude was right either way keep that shit for a forum. move on troll. move on.
They were probably always using real cheese or some semblance thereof, but when people started getting "health-conscious" (I use that term lightly, really), using OMG REAL CHEEZ became a selling point, basically. Like "Oh, little Billy, these Bagel Bites aren't good for yo-OH HEY REAL CHEESE! Yep, you can have them! I'm such a good parent."
frumunda cheese..........bagel bites suck.
AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH
how old are you? six? i feel like they haven't even been making bagel bites that long...
9:40 Chance, what are you doing on this site?!
So I am to understand this is a real text and not someone's attempt to gauge an audience for their fantasy stand-up routine?????
Omg rotfl!!! Good point!!!!
seriously cut the fucking stupid shit. all you morons posting things (and the asshats accepting) that make your dumbass chuckle need to keep it on fb. tfln is for Epic shit. not your bullshit. sit down.
LMFAO!! omg I'm in love with bagel bites
9:58. Asshat is an actual phrase that makes sense. Your head is so far up your ass it's almost like wearing your ass as a hat