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  • That's like when mccdonalds switched their chicken nuggets slogan to "no made with 100% wgitemeat chicken!" WTF???? I feel your oain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • This is similar to a post on MLIA...

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 22, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Hey, 6:32! If you don't have a sense of humor, what the fuck are you doing on this site?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:45am
  • 734: asshat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 9:12am
  • PIZZA ROLLS > BAGEL BITES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:20am
  • ok regardless of whether or not this is funny: the point is that god invented bagel bites because he wanted us all to smoke lots and lots of weed and be really happy afterwards by enjoying little baby pizzas from heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:50am
  • No 12:43, they used part chicken substitute which is why they changed the name to REAL wgitemeat chicken. Get your facts strait you fuckin moron 1:59 is actually right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:58am
  • W00T!!! Bagel Biters FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:02am
  • Bagel bites are the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:53am
  • Sounds like a standup routine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:42am
  • Man, all the South Jersey texts are whaaaaaack. Depresses me. Someone needs to rep SoJo for real son...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 3.36, I'm a chick and my name isn't Chance :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:54am
  • And you wondered why you had 6 fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:19am
  • It's called mechanically separated chicken. It's got all sorts of shit in it that shouldn't be there. Google it fuckhead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:12am
  • As pointless as this post is; nothing speaks volumes to a person's depth (or lack thereof) like some one using 'asshat' as an expression of condescension. Bravo! What are you going to do for your next trick? Pair two words which have very little discernable relation for another cut-down? Get a life and get some new insults.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Dumb ass OP. Think maybe they were always made with real cheese, but they just started advertising it with people wanting to know more and more what's in shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:38am
  • They were using toe cheese of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:33am
  • Craig Owens is triflin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:16am
  • Hahahahahha heck yeah bagel bites!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:14am
  • 1:59 thats cause they were dark meat before. Ruh-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:43am
  • You have to be a jive motherfucker bagel bites are the shit son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Regardless of the actuality of the

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 1205 got me. ah the beauty of it all. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:25am
  • AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:08am
  • They were probably always using real cheese or some semblance thereof, but when people started getting "health-conscious" (I use that term lightly, really), using OMG REAL CHEEZ became a selling point, basically. Like "Oh, little Billy, these Bagel Bites aren't good for yo-OH HEY REAL CHEESE! Yep, you can have them! I'm such a good parent."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am
  • 958 dude was right either way keep that shit for a forum. move on troll. move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:52pm
  • frumunda cheese..........bagel bites suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:01am
  • So I am to understand this is a real text and not someone's attempt to gauge an audience for their fantasy stand-up routine?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:23am
  • how old are you? six? i feel like they haven't even been making bagel bites that long...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • 9:40 Chance, what are you doing on this site?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:36pm
  • seriously cut the fucking stupid shit. all you morons posting things (and the asshats accepting) that make your dumbass chuckle need to keep it on fb. tfln is for Epic shit. not your bullshit. sit down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:34am
  • Omg rotfl!!! Good point!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:25am
  • 9:58. Asshat is an actual phrase that makes sense. Your head is so far up your ass it's almost like wearing your ass as a hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:05am
  • LMFAO!! omg I'm in love with bagel bites

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:10pm
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